Pattaya is all about sex and girls, that why it is also known as “Disneyland for adults”.
Honestly, if you want to get only your balls deep, you shouldn’t bother to read this article because anywhere in Pattaya there are girls readily available for sex.
However, if you’re trying to figure out where to find the hottest girls, the best sex venues and ultimately experience a holiday so memorable that you’ll never forget, then you’re in the right place.
Without further delay, today I’m going to teach you where you can find safe and easy sex in Pattaya, whether you want to pay for it or you prefer the girls who fuck for free.
Online dating is exploding not only in Pattaya, not only in Thailand but in all Asia.
The reasons are simple:
- Every girl have a smartphone;
- It’s convenient and easy to use;
- Helps with the communication barrier;
- Save a lot of time by connecting people looking for the same thing.
Whenever I check in my dating apps there are hundreds of girls online available to chat while don’t take much effort to set up a date.
By saying “date”, I don’t mean going for a romantic dinner, spending hours talking and so on… Pattaya isn’t the West.
What I mean is meeting her somewhere nearby my hotel, have a chat and go straight to the room for some healthy exercise.
Pattaya is unique in this regard because there aren’t university and office girls like in Bangkok, but mostly hookers (80%).
So, most of the girls on these dating sites are pros, but by not meeting them in bars not only you don’t have to pay a bar fine (300-1.000 baht) but often they will not ask for money either.
You see, even if the girls are working in the sex industry, they aren’t all about money as most people think.
They are humans being and want to meet someone special like everyone else, not only have sex for a fee.
The thing is most tourists meet them in the workplace (bar, massage shop, etc.) and obviously expect money for their time.
However, the miss-concept go further because even when the girl stops working, she still looks at the man as a customer, not a boyfriend. The money exchange vicious circle never stop.
If you want they see you as a boyfriend or fuck body, you must meet the girls outside their place of work.
When you do that, she’ll feel strongly attracted to you, happy and love caring.
So, the best way to have a good time in Pattaya is by meeting girls on dating sites.
Please, just be nice, they have feelings too.
Malls & Street – Day Game
During the day there isn’t much to do in Pattaya because is a town that comes alive at night.
Personally, I go out in the afternoon with the girls that I meet on the dating sites and pipeline them in my room.
However, after 5 o’clock the mall is a good place to walk around and strike a conversation with girls roaming around.
If you are planning to stay in Pattaya for more than 2 weeks, it’s worth talking with girls having a job in the numerous shops because they are open having a good time.
Having said that, it isn’t easy to open them up because most girls are shy and speak little English.
I’ve found better in approaching girls working in the restaurants, they speak good English and seem more outgoing than shop girls.
When eating outside, just smile and joke around, you’ll be surprised how easy is to get their contact info.
One word of caution: write your ID Line on the back of the bill without people around noticing.
The reason is that can be embarrassing for her, especially if the coworkers see it, they will convince her not to call you. So, stay low key and play smart.
Next, we are getting into the infamous Pattaya sex venues…
Soi 6 Is The Afternoon “Fun Street”
You just had lunch, don’t want to go to the beach because is hot, but you want a fuck without the bullshit, then visit Soi 6.
Soi 6 is the most infamous street in Pattaya filled with ladies, beer bars and ladyboys ready to have sex for as little as $30 dollars.
The price includes a room upstairs for an hour mostly fitted with wall’s mirrors offering a naughty experience.
I can conclude that Soi 6 is a fun place to spend an afternoon with friends while playing with girls.
Massage Parlors With Happy Ending
There are two main “happy” massage parlors in Pattaya:
- Soapy massage;
- Oil massage.
Both places offer relaxation and pleasure, the only difference is price and experience.
The soapy massage starts at 2.000 baht all included where you get a body to body massage plus a fuck.
Instead, the oil massage cost 300-400 baht where you’ll be oiled all over the body, naked of course, plus all the extras; Handjob 500 baht, BJ 800 baht and full service 1.000 baht.
The massage places are open as early as 10 am till 10 pm which is a great service considering those are the only places open all day that offering sex.
NightClubs – Night Game
Pattaya has a good selection of nightclubs where you can meet Thai and Russian ladies.
The most famous are:
- Mixx Discotheque;
- Lucifer Disco;
- Marine Disco.
Insomnia is the biggest and most popular stretching on two floors overlooking the sea on Walking Street.
The club gets busy after 11 pm mostly with freelancers, Ago-go girls and a few girls working jobs outside the sex industry.
The place is awesome offering down stair a chilled atmosphere where upstairs is more a dance place with techno music.
Don’t be naive by thinking that you’ll meet girls not wanting any money sleeping with you. They are there only for 2 reasons: the first reason is having fun and the second is to get money.
The first time I visited Insomnia, I thought that most girls were just there to have fun, aka not working girls. So, I got “lucky” and took home a girl with me. The next day I was shocked to find out she wanted money.
One every 20 would be a genuine girl curious to meet a foreigner just to try out some different kind of sex. However, they aren’t going to have sex with you the first night.
Walking Street – Night Game
This street is just a haven for a man after 8 pm. It’s the main red light district in Pattaya home of 100s of beer bars, Ago-gos, and nightclubs.
There are 1.000s of girls at night in this street, from Thais to Russian, Africans and recently Bangladeshi.
You can have fun till 6 am when Insomnia nightclub close doors.
The place is super safe being patrolled by police, I never heard someone being robbed. However, time to time there are fights between Thai and foreigners because of silly misunderstandings.
Any problem can be solved peacefully by asking for help from the local police sitting at the entrance of Walking Street.
Other Sex Venues, But Better to Avoid
Pattaya beach front is a 2 km stretch where there are hundreds of hookers looking for customers.
First, those girls working there are the worst in the industry who can’t get a job in the bars and don’t have have the money to freelance in the nightclubs.
Also, they are the favorite options for the low class Indian and Pakistani visiting Pattaya.
In other words, you don’t want to pick a girl from beach road, you might risk some sexual disease.
Also, the place is busy with ladyboys well known for robbing tourist.
After midnight, this strip is considered dangerous, so avoid walk along and prefer to walk sown second road, much safer at night.
Pay For Sex In Pattaya or Free Sex?
I have to admit that most girls in Pattaya are money minded but you can find free sex if you search in the right places.
Like said earlier, the dating sites are the best place to find girls who fuck for free.
If you prefer to pay for it, any corner in Pattaya has sex venues for any type of experience and budget.