Almaty Guide To Find Girls And To Get Laid
Planning a visit to Almaty and hoping to meet some local girls?
There are girls looking forward to meeting foreign men, but those are the minorities. This guide will help you to hang out in the right places, and offer tips and advice on how to hook up.
Almaty is one of the most happening cities in Central Asia thanks to the great nightlife and beautiful girls.
But getting laid still isn’t easy, unless you know the right approach.
Lucky for you, I’ve spent my fair share of time meeting local Kazakh women.
I’ll share my insights on both the pay-for-play scene and also talk about how to hookup for free.
This Almaty Sex Guide was last updated on 12 September 2024
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Contents
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Intro to Sex Tourism
General information about Almaty sex tourism
Where to Find Sex
An overview of the best places and ways to get laid
Girl Friendly Hotels
Best accommodation to enjoy the girls
Contents
Intro To Sex Tourism
Almaty is an emerging sex tourism destination. Meaning the city is competing with other popular sex cities in the region like Bangkok and Manila.
Prostitution falls into a gray area under Kazakhstan law, which states that neither the prostitute nor her client can be held accountable.
This means that while pimping is illegal, other aspects of the trade are generally tolerated.
The escort market in the city is thriving, with a growing range of services available and prices steadily decreasing.
For example, it is common to find prostitutes to work in pairs…
The exciting part is that the number of prostitutes aged between 30-36 years old has grown notably in recent years. That has decreased the prices for this age bracket.
Most prostitutes have rooms, and it’s cheaper to meet a girl at her place than to take her to your hotel. But it isn’t always easy to find their place and less safe for obvious reasons.
So, if you don’t speak Russian and it’s your first time in Almaty, opt only for outcall services. It’s more expensive, but your safety comes first.
At the end of this article, you can find a list of girl friendly hotels in Almaty, so you don’t have to pay extra to bring guests in your room.
What About Girls & Sex?
Girls in Almaty are gorgeous and diverse in appearance. They have Hungarian, Mongolian, Turkish, and Russian heritage. Ethnically speaking, about a third is Russian, half is Kazakh (Asian-looking), and the rest is mixed.
It’s unbelievable to have so many mixed races all in one place. That’s why Almaty is considered the best of the two worlds with its beautiful Euro-Asian women.
The women of Almaty have mostly black hair, petite figures and are on the average taller than the majority of their Asian counterparts…
The real kicker is most ladies in Almaty are Muslim, but they don’t preach it literally. Despite their traditional culture, women drink heavily, enjoy having sex, and crave adventure.
On weekends, the streets are like a fashion show: high heels, skirts, and make-up. Yet, they are somewhat conservative because they have rules to abide by and a curfew, set by their families.
Many women love to meet foreign men, so you can expect to be popular even if you look average. The reason is foreigners aren’t a common sight in the city. But don’t expect them to fall at your feet, they know their value.
The minority of Russian women in the country crave the most attention from foreigners. They are tired of the local barbarian men while they prefer a sophisticated and cultured outsider.
Russians are suitable for a night fling, but if you want something more serious, Kazakh women look after your needs, take care of the house and are great mothers.
Yes, Kazakhstan is one of the best countries to find an Asian wife if that is your thing.
But if you want to hook up here, not only should you search for less traditional women, but you should know the best places to find girls hot for action… And this brings us to the next chapter…
Where to Find Girls For Sex in Almaty
The best places to find girls and get laid in Almaty are:
1. Nightclubs & Pick Up Bars
The nightlife in Almaty is excellent. There are about 8 decent nightclubs and more than 20 good bars to pick up girls.
Most of them are around the Park of 28 Panfilov Guardsmen and on Gogol Street.
The only downside of Almaty nightlife is the venues are busy only on weekends. Don’t bother to go out on any weekday because most places are empty.
The best nightclubs and pick-up bars in Almaty are:
Sky Bar Street – Only open in the summer, this nightspot is a large outdoor area with different bars, where you’ll find beautiful and stylish girls.
Barcode Almaty – Amazing club that stays open till 5 am. I met some of the hottest girls in the city here. And not to forget – the girls serving drinks were also quite attractive.
Zhest’ – This is more like an underground club famous for hard-core rock performances. You’ll love the casual environment here as most girls are chatty and welcoming.
2. Erotic Massage
There are several erotic massage services in Almaty. They do not provide sex, but you get to “relax” with a happy ending.
A few erotic massage providers worth mentioning are Boutique Hotel & Luxury Spa SHIK and Rezident Spa.
Highly recommended to book in advance because they are very busy, especially on weekends.
3. Escorts
There are several directories online with escorts offering their services.
You can find a wide range of nationalities from all over Asia: Russian, Kazashka, Azerbaijani, Metiska, Tatarka. It’s a big mix of beautiful and horny ladies.
It’s much easier to get an incall escort if you can’t speak any Russian. But it’s more expensive and not all the girls accept it.
The most popular escort directory here is Kizdar. But I have my reservations about it. The photos on the site are often deceiving.
I met up with a few escorts through the site and they were either fatter or older than they appeared in their pictures.
I even sent one of them back as she looked as old as my granny, but I did cover her transportation costs.
4. Strip Clubs
I’m honestly surprised by the number of strip clubs in Almaty, considering it’s a Muslim-majority city.
You’ll find plenty of places that offer drinks, sexy girls, and entertainment.
The most popular options are:
Kazanova Club – One of the oldest strip clubs, this place is pure class. A huge center stage ensures that you get a closer look at the strippers.
Office Club – Entrance is 3,000 tenge, with compulsory tips for the girls starting at 5,000 tenge (1,000 tenge per dance).
Bar drinks are reasonably priced, while girl drinks start at 10,000 tenge and up. It’s worth every penny because the girls are fire with most in their early 20s.
Matreshka Club – The ladies are beautiful, with most of them being 8 to 10s by U.S. standards. The only issue is the limited number of girls.
This means they’re almost always dancing and rotating, so it’s difficult to chat with any of them. However, this seems to be a common thing in Kazakhstan.
Girl-Friendly Hotels In Almaty
When you visit Almaty to meet girls, a guest friendly hotel is a must. Not only you don’t get charged extra to bring in girls, but the places are discreet about it.
So, the friendliest hotels in Almaty are:
• Dostyk Hotel: great location and it is girl friendly with no registration for girls
• Hotel Kazzhol: it’s a four-star hotel and totally girl friendly. They do check the girl’s ID and bring them to their room without you walking down the lobby. They also have a side door to sneak in if you want to avoid the lobby.
• Intercontinental Hotel: girl friendly 5-star hotel, you need to register the guest.
This concludes this Almaty sex guide. Enjoy the girls and the city!
