Happy Ending Massage In Angeles City
I know how hard it is to get a happy ending in Angeles City.
Even though it is a sex town, for some reason most massage places refuse to provide “extra” services.
After a few disappointments, I discovered that many of these places operate underground or rely on word of mouth.
In this guide, I’ll reveal how to find spots in Angeles City that offer “happy endings”.
Also I’m going to tell you how I get private massages in my room at a fraction of cost…
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Why Is It Hard to Find Happy Ending Massage Parlors in Angeles City?
Happy ending massages and similar services operate in a legal gray area in the Philippines, including in Angeles City.
This means that while massage services are legal, any sexual services are technically considered illegal.
That’s the reason erotic parlors operate underground.
I say underground because they are reluctant to promote their service openly and the deed takes place somewhere else, not on the premises.
For example, the massage parlors at the entrance of Walking Street employ young and cute girls.
But during the massage, it’s shocking to learn that they don’t offer any extras.
Offering these services openly can put the parlors license at risk and they can also face fines and legal action.
Yet, asking the girl to visit your room after working hours isn’t an issue. But keep in mind that not every girl is interested in the extra service.
How to Get a Happy Ending Massage in Angeles City?
The best way to get a happy ending massage in Angeles City is by checking online options. You’ll find online groups, pages, sites and even some private listings that I’ll share soon.
But in person, it’s a bit more challenging. In the past, there was Serenity Nuru Spa but it has now closed. Also Clark Avenue had a couple of “fun” parlors in the past.
And while some other places do provide these services, they’re not openly advertised.
That said, I’ll cover a few of the best options below so you’ll have a better idea on where to start…
1. Teodoro Street
Most people go to Walking Street for the girlie bars and nightlife.
But those who want a discreet happy ending massage know Teodoro Street is the place to be.
I don’t want to publicly publish the name of the parlors where I got a happy ending because that would flag the place to the police.
This area is often missed by visitors because it’s a small alley-like street tucked just off Fields Avenue.
To find it, head 900 meters down Fields Avenue, then turn left.
Walk for about 100 meters, and you’ll see a variety of massage parlors lining both sides of the street.
But keep in mind that not all of them offer a happy ending massage.
And those who do are unlikely to openly advertise it. So what you can do is, go to the receptionist, and ask “do you offer extra services?”
If they say yes, book your session. But if it’s a no, don’t give up right away.
The next question to ask is “What about privately in my hotel room?”
Some parlors are open to this arrangement since it doesn’t put their business at risk.
After that, just choose a masseuse and take her back with you.
2. Facebook Pages and Groups
There are many spas promoting happy ending massage services on Facebook.
I found a page for VIP Pampanga Spa, which looks active and offers private services.
They only ask for payment after the therapist arrives, so it looks legit.
You can find more options by searching the keyword “Angeles City happy ending massage” on the search bar.
Once you get the results, filter based on “posts” and you’ll find many private services.
You can message them directly on Telegram. Just never pay in advance, you’ll probably get scammed.
3. Nuru Massage in Angeles City
This isn’t a physical shop but an online parlor offering only outcall services.
The good thing is you can see the photos of the girls wearing different outfits, especially helpful the pictures in bikinis where you can see her body.
The downside is you don’t get a feeling of her personality, mood, and attraction.
Not to mention the outrageous price: 2,000 pesos only for the massage. The tip for extras gets negotiated between you and the girl.
Expect to pay between 1,500-3,000 pesos for the extra services. If you want to try your luck, check out Nuru Massage Angeles City website.
There is a cheaper way to get a happy ending massage in your room…
4. Hire a Private Girl
If you want a dirty massage (called spakol in Pampanga) and don’t mind an amateur girl, you can engage a private girl for 1,000 Pesos.
You can enjoy a massage from the comfort of your room without any hassle.
Don’t need to take a taxi anywhere… Or pay crazy money for extras… Or wasting time in useless shenanigans.
What better than a happy ending from a cute and loving girl directly in your room?
You can meet plenty of Angeles City girls online that are into “pay for play” activities.
Yes, they can massage you as well besides giving you all the extras.
While I was staying in Angeles City, I made a deal with a girl who I met on a dating site.
The deal consisted of her visiting me 2 times per week, and giving me a relaxing massage with a happy ending.
I can say that she was an enthusiastic girl willing to please.
At first, she was a bit reserved, but soon got used to the body to body massage fully naked.
I can still remember her watering mouth, small ass, and soft skin. I’m so grateful for her excellent service.
Enjoy Your “Happy Endings” in Angeles City
In conclusion, you can get a happy massage in Angeles City even though it isn’t a common practice.
If you do find a massage parlor that offers happy endings on premise it won’t be anything to brag about.
The girls aren’t attractive, and for the price you pay, you are better off in a bikini bar in Field Avenue.
If you want to get a massage, you better recruit a girl online at a fraction of the cost.
Not only is it cheaper, but there are some real cuties out there.
I wish you “happy” moments in Angeles City.
