Guide To Erotic And Sex Massage Parlors In Pattaya
If you have ever walked around Pattaya, you might have noticed many massage parlors. But just a few offer happy endings, and usually they are clustered away in hidden Sois (streets).
I had my fair share of disappointments while searching for those “happy” places. And I feel sorry to have offended several masseurs who take their profession seriously with indecent offers.
In this article, I’ll list the areas with erotic massage parlors offering quality happy endings such as hand jobs, blow jobs, and sex.
These places are brothels, disguised as massage parlors. They do offer below-average massages because their main focus is the erotic part.
Before getting into the locations and places for erotic services, here are the standard prices:
- Foot Massage: 150-200 Baht
- Pedicure: 200 Baht
- Oil Massage: 200-300 Baht
- Thai Massage: 200-300 Baht
- Aroma and Lotion Massage: 400-500 Baht
- Hand Job: 300-500 Baht
- Blow Job: 500-800 Baht
- Sex: 1.000-1,200 Baht (only a few masseurs in this list will accept).
As you can see in the photo below, around Pattaya the prices for a massage are the same.
Note: To receive a happy ending, you must opt for an Oil or Aroma Massage. You’ll pay 200-300 baht for the oil massage (this money goes to the owner of the shop + the erotic end (this money goes to the girl).
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Jomtien
Jomtien is a popular area for tourists because the beach is a little better than the beach in central Pattaya. There are massage shops all over the place, and most offer really good massages.
The majority of parlors don’t allow happy endings. So don’t waste your time trying your luck randomly.
There are 3 parlors in Soi 6 on the beach road that offer happy endings and even sex. The massage service is good, happy endings available on request and some girls accept to have sex, but not fully naked unless you tip well.
Best visiting after 3pm. The photo above was taken at 1 pm.
You’ve several massage parlors in Soi 5 that offer excellent massages and accept to give you a hand job for a tip. Some girls give a blowjob but no sex.
Walking Street
This is the main red light district in Pattaya. It starts to get busy after 6 pm, and it’s a great destination to have dinner and pick up girls from the street, in the nightclubs, or in a GoGo Bar.
The massage parlors in Walking Street are busy with tourists who usually go for a foot massage. But you can have an oil massage that ends with an HB or BJ.
There are only a few massage parlors. I recommend instead the intersection between Beach Road and South Pattaya Road and the entrance of Walking Street.
Beach and South Pattaya Road
This road after dark is one of the best places to pick up freelancers from the streets. But it’s also a great place to get a quality massage with an extra service.
The ladies are extremely professional, and you won’t be disappointed by the massage. Don’t expect to find any young beauty as the average age is between 30s to 50s.
It’s best to walk around the area near Walking Street in front of the Beer Garden (a great place to have dinner). There you’ll find several massage parlors. The further you go, the fewer massage parlors you’ll find.
Don’t expect to receive more than a hand job or blow job.
Soi 13/2 – Post Office Soi
From Beach Road, you’ll come across Soi 13/2 that connects to the Second Road. This small street has a handful of serious happy ending massage parlors with young ladies.
You have Tyrus Massage which specializes in 4 hands massages. It’ll cost you 2500 Baht, including a happy ending.
Walking up near the Second Road, you’ll find a shop called Home Massage with several ladies sitting outside. Pick one, and have a great time.
In this Soi, there are also two bars offering blow jobs under the table. Check out my blow job bar guide for more info.
Second Road
Second Road is about 1 Km long with several massage parlors, especially at the beginning near Walking Street.
Not only you find ladies but also ladyboys offering massages with happy endings. Every shop has at least 5 masseurs at pick hours in the evening, and considering the massive amount of parlors, there are hundreds of masseurs to choose from.
Keep in mind that the ladies are into their 30s and 40s, and many are overweight. If you want young and slim ladies, go straight to Soi Honey.
Soi Buakhao
This street is massive with several Sois connecting that offer all sorts of adult entertainment.
When it comes to erotic massages, it’s a great destination. Beside all the good massage parlors on the main road like 2 Hands Massage and Juney, it connects with Soi Honey, Soi Excite and Chaiyapoon Street. All great for sex massages.
Take your time by visiting the area over several days. It’s worth it.
Soi Honey
Head north on Soi Buakhao to Second Road, turn left, and walk a short distance until you see the entrance to Soi Honey on your left.
This small road is home to several massage shops that offer erotic services. The majority of ladies working here are into their 20s, even some teens.
I usually either go with Paradise Massage or Up To You. They know how to give a testicle massage which leads to the hand job.
As you can see in the picture, both places are side by side.
The rates are similar in both places, 1,200 baht for full service.
You can also walk all the way on the road and choose another place because there are so many beauties.
Soi Chaiyapoon (Soi Pothole)
Soi Chaiyapoon is a narrow street that is famous for full-service (sex) nude massage.
You can arrive here by taking the right connecting road from Soi Buakhao, right beside Soi Lengkee.
This street is also called Soi Pothole due to all the muddy potholes.
But that’s not necessarily bad because the muddy road often deters customers on cars and bikes away from this area.
This in turn, makes the girls more attentive because they want to build a steady clientele. Had one of the best fucks of my life here after an oil massage.
The rates are also pretty low and you can get a full service massage in as little as 1,000 baht.
Here I had pretty kinky massages in the past. The therapist gave me a hand job while fingering my asshole.
Pattaya Klang
Pattaya Klang is located on Central Pattaya Road. You can get there by walking straight from Soi Buakhao. It’s towards the northern end of the road.
This area has become a massage paradise with some of the cheapest massage parlors you’ll find in the city.
You can get a foot or traditional Thai massage for just 120 baht and an oil massage for 200 baht per hour.
While most parlors here don’t offer happy ending, it’s a great spot if you’re tired of walking all day and want a cheap foot massage to relax.
North Pattaya – Naklua
After the Dolphin Round About start Nakluea. This is an area patronized by German people, so expect some massage lady to speak basic German beside English.
The massage shops on the main road offer proper massage service. Don’t expect more than an hand job as happy ending.
Instead the parlors down Alley 18 are more flexible when it comes to happy endings. Visit the very small massage shops for an erotic ending.
Book a Sensual Massage Online
You can also book an erotic massage online. I’m talking about not only outcall services but also incalls, in private apartments. Here are some of your options:
• Ayda Trantric Massage in Pattaya or Jomtien offers a private, studio setting. I like how professional the studio looks and that they clearly talk about offering a happy ending.
• 24/7 Pattaya Outcall has a nice lineup of girls for outcall services. They don’t explicitly mention a happy ending on their website but it says “just tell the operator what you wish,” which makes it clear that you can get more than a regular massage.
A Better Alternative To Erotic Massage Parlors
If you are into sensual massage and don’t mind getting an amateur girl, you can engage the services of a freelancer for 1.000 baht.
You can get a dirty massage plus all the extras directly in your hotel’s room. No need to bother to visit the massage parlors or waste time in useless shenanigans.
What can be better than a happy ending massage from a young spinner? Not for an hour, but for all night.
Probably getting an erotic massage from two young girls for the same price as a masseur from an erotic massage parlor. And you aren’t dealing with hard hookers, but everyday girls 😉
You can find Pattaya girls online who are into “pay for play” activities. Yes, not only do they visit and massage you, but they also offer all the extras.
It’s like a girlfriend kind of experience, not a mechanic hooker trying to hurry things up.
A few months back, when I was in Pattaya, I made a deal with a girl I contacted on Thai Friendly.
She was a cute 23 year old girl with naturally perky tits. Great English. We talked for about 40 minutes while she massaged me.
It was so erotic watching her drooping t-shirt that showed her cleavage in her bra. She was a sensitive and kind girl who had a hobby of adopting stray animals.
We eventually consummated our agreement with a sexual session.
I made the deal to give me a massage every other day.
At first, she was shy and embarrassed, but over the weeks she got used to performing body to body massage fully naked. I still remember her small ass and watering mouth.
She was eager to please and was learning new things. I’m so grateful for that experience and happy memories.