Pattaya Sex Tour: My Suggested 3-5 Day Itinerary
If you’re visiting Pattaya for a few days you might be wondering how to organize your daily sexual activities.
After all, there is so much to do that you might miss out on some fun.
I’ve stayed in Pattaya for months and took several people for a sex tour around town.
Not a single guy or couple was ever disappointed. Why? Because I take people beyond the usual tourist spots like Walking Street and delve into the city’s hidden gems, crafting a truly unique and unforgettable experience.
Also keep in mind that unless you come with a plan, you’ll end up dishing twice the money for a less than mediocre experience.
I’m confident this 3 to 5 day itinerary will make your trip to Pattaya one to remember.
Contents
- DAY 1 – Get Frisky At Soi 6 & Walking Street
- DAY 2 – Enjoy a Soapy Massage and Explore GoGo Bars
- DAY 3 – Relax at Gentleman’s Clubs and Enjoy Dinner at Soi Buakhao
- DAY 4 – Get a Happy Massage In Soi Honey & Rental Girlfriend Experience
- DAY 5 – Visit a Blowjob Bar & Pick Up a Whore on Beach Road
- How to Get to Pattaya?
- What to Bring To Pattaya
DAY 1 – Get Frisky At Soi 6 & Walking Street
I started off with the best Pattaya has to offer in case you’ve just one day to please yourself.
Soi 6 – The Brothel Street
At around 2 pm the bars in Soi 6 start to open the doors. This 200 m. road is the only place where you’ll get a “brothel experience” in town.
You’ll find hundreds of sexy girls and ladyboys itching to sexually please you at just 1,500 baht for an hour that include a room above the bar.
Read my Soi six guide to learn about what there is on offer, prices, and tips to have a great time safely.
And once you’ve had your fill it’s time to recharge those batteries for round two because the next stop is Walking Street.
Hook Up With Freelancers in Walking Street Clubs
This legendary street spans about 700 meters, starting from the southern end of Pattaya Beach Road and ending at Bali Hai Pier.
It’s the Disneyland of debauchery, with so many GoGo bars, strip clubs, nightclubs, and beer bars than you can imagine.
It earned WS name because it’s closed to traffic from around 6 PM until the early hours of the morning.
You can easily meet freelancers in nightclubs but also on the street if you aren’t into clubbing…
They typically charge around 1,500 baht for the night and the good news is that you don’t have to worry about paying any bar fines.
DAY 2 – Enjoy a Soapy Massage and Explore GoGo Bars
Ready for day two of your Pattaya adventure? Today it’s all about new experiences so let’s start the day with a soapy massage.
Soapy Massage Parlor
If you’ve never tried a soapy massage before, Pattaya is the place to dive in headfirst.
Most parlors open early, around 1 pm, making it the perfect way to unwind after the hangover from the night prior. The experience typically lasts 60-90 minutes.
If you want to learn what it includes, then I’ve covered all the juicy details in my Pattaya soapy massage guide.
As shown in this video, the prices vary based on the coloured sticker attached to the girl but expect to pay between 2,500 to 5,000 baht…
GoGo Bars and Beer Bars In Walking Street
After enjoying a soapy massage, why not go back to Walking Street but this time, explore its GoGo bars and Beer bars.
Be warned, though – Walking Street can be pricier than other red-light areas in Pattaya.
To give you some perspective, drinks in Soi 6 cost 70-95 baht, while in Walking Street expect to pay around 150-180 baht.
It’s even more difficult to control costs at a GoGo bar. You’ll meet one girl after another asking you to buy drinks. Plus, there is an hefty bar fine to take the girl out of the bar starting at 1500 baht.
I’ve seen people spend over 30,000 baht in a night at a GoGo bar. So if you’re a party animal and lose control after too much booze, stay away from them.
For people on a tight budget, I’d suggest visiting only beer bars
DAY 3 – Relax at Gentleman’s Clubs and Enjoy Dinner at Soi Buakhao
For day three, we’re keeping things relaxed with a visit to the gentleman’s club for a chill afternoon, followed by an easy dinner and drinks at Soi Buakhao.
Gentleman Clubs
Start your afternoon by visiting a gentleman’s club, open from 2 pm until 7 pm.
There you’ll find a classy atmosphere usually with leather sofas, low dim lights and top class short time rooms.
When it comes to ladies, you can expect mature women eager to sit and talk to you for hours. And when it is time to have some fun, they know how to please a gentleman.
Prices range from 1,500 to 2,000 baht, depending on how hot she is.
Don’t confuse the Gentlemen’s club open in the afternoon with the so-called Gentlemen’s clubs in Soi Boomerang which are GoGo bars.
Soi Buakhao
After chilling at the gentleman’s club, why not take a casual stroll through Soi Buakhao in the evening?
There’s plenty to see and do. In fact, the area is often called the quieter sister of Pattaya’s bustling Walking Street, but it’s not short on entertainment options.
You can enjoy affordable beer prices and dine at delicious yet reasonably priced restaurants, making it a favorite among locals and tourists alike.
There are several AGoGo Bars in Soi Boomerang and LK Metro. Then you have beer bars and cheap/quality restaurants all around.
You can walk down Soi Honey for a happy ending massage and play with some ladyboys bars nearby if you’re into that sort of experience.
DAY 4 – Get a Happy Massage In Soi Honey & Rental Girlfriend Experience
Start your fourth day by getting a happy ending massage at Soi Honey in the afternoon, then hang out with a rental girlfriend at a sky bar in the evening.
Happy Ending Massage at Soi Honey
Soi Honey is the place to be for a happy ending massage in Pattaya. Most parlors open around 2 pm.
These spots have some of the youngest and most attractive girls, some even skipping the traditional massage attire for their own sexy outfits.
Plus, it’s budget-friendly, with Thai massages starting at just 200 baht and oil massages at 300 baht.
And with an extra 1,000 baht you can get full sex. You can negotiate the price and the type of service with your massage therapist.
Rental Girlfriend in a Sky Bar
Now, here’s where things get interesting – ever tried the girlfriend experience? Well, in Pattaya it is pretty easy to rent a girlfriend for a few days or even weeks.
Many unaware tourists find an AGoGo girl but it’s much more convenient to pay a freelancer for this type of service. Not only is a freelancer cheaper than a bar girl, but has a less mercenary attitude.
With your rental girlfriend you can do whatever you want, like take her for dinner or a drink to a Sky Bar so you can get some memorable photos.
I recommend Horizon Rooftop on top of the Hilton Hotel. It’s not cheap, but trust me, it’s worth every penny.
Plan your visit around 6 pm so you can see the sunset.
DAY 5 – Visit a Blowjob Bar & Pick Up a Whore on Beach Road
Most of you would be exhausted by day five, so I’ll keep things simple and budget-friendly.
Blowjob Bars
Pattaya is packed with blowjob bars and the service is pretty self-explanatory.
You visit one of these places, pick a girl and she will get on her knees to please you.
But the thing is, the girls in blowjob bars aren’t the hottest. Most of them are past their primes, but as you’d expect, they’re insanely good at their jobs.
I mean, they do this for a living, so you’ll be on cloud nine once she puts your cock in her mouth.
So if you’re looking for some options, then check out my guide to the best blowjob bars in Pattaya. I’ve also mentioned the prices there.
Beach Road
Beach Road is a well-known street in Pattaya that runs parallel to the coastline.
But instead of the beach, the street is more famous for all the hookers that line up there during the evening and night.
It’s one of the cheapest places to look for casual sex, and you can find a whore for as little as 1,000 baht there.
Just keep in mind that unlike girls working in bars who get tested for STDs every 2-3 months, this isn’t the case here, so you gotta be careful.
How to Get to Pattaya?
Getting to Pattaya is relatively straightforward, with several transportation options available:
• By Air: Fly into U-Tapao Rayong-Pattaya International Airport (UTP), 45 minutes away from Pattaya. Or land at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK) in Bangkok, about 90 minutes from Pattaya. Arrange transportation to Pattaya from the airport.
• By Bus: Take a bus from Bangkok’s Eastern Bus Terminal (Ekkamai) or Northern Bus Terminal (Mo Chit). The journey takes 2-3 hours to Pattaya Bus Terminal. Then, grab a taxi or local transport to your destination.
• By Taxi or Private Transfer: Hire a taxi or arrange a private transfer from Bangkok to Pattaya. Enjoy door-to-door service and travel at your own pace. Many hotels and agencies offer this service.
What to Bring To Pattaya
Making your Pattaya checklist? Here are some things that you do not want to forget.
1. Plenty of Cash
Pattaya’s nightlife can quickly eat into your wallet, so it’s essential to have enough cash on hand to cover expenses.
From bar fines to drinks and entertainment, having a stash of Thai baht ensures you won’t miss out on any fun opportunities.
ATMs are plentiful, but some may charge high fees, so it’s wise to bring enough cash to last your entire trip.
2. Packs of Condoms
With Pattaya’s reputation as a hotspot for casual encounters, don’t forget to prioritize safe sex.
Bring a supply of condoms that fit well and provide reliable protection.
Of course, you can find condoms in Pattaya but the quality and sizing may vary, so it’s best to come prepared.
3. Water-Based Lubricant
You can’t rely on others to provide lube. Bring your preferred water-based lubricant to make your sexual encounters more pleasurable.
While some venues may provide lubrication, it’s always better to have your own on hand.
4. Don’t Forget Sunscreen
Pattaya’s tropical climate means you’ll be spending plenty of time outdoors, so don’t forget to pack sunscreen.
Protect your skin from the sun’s harmful rays by applying sunscreen with a high SPF regularly throughout the day.
While sunscreen is readily available in Pattaya, some products may contain whitening agents, so bringing your own ensures you’re using a trusted brand.
5. Travel Insurance
Accidents can happen when you least expect them. Be prepared for the unexpected by purchasing comprehensive travel insurance.
This coverage provides peace of mind and financial protection against medical emergencies, trip cancellations, and other unforeseen events.
6. Common Sense
I’ve seen countless men here falling in love with hookers. I understand that Pattaya is packed with hot girls, but know that they’re just in it for the money.
She will dump you the moment you stop buying her gifts, so make sure to pack your brain and don’t come with any unrealistic expectations.
