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Best Erotic Massages In Koh Samui

Koh Samui has a fair amount of massage parlors, and many offer happy endings. You just need to look for girls sitting outside the shop dressed in civilian clothes to know if they offer erotic massages.

And if that isn’t enough to convince you, when they shout boom boom or happy massage, it’s a reaffirmation of the extra service.

Make sure don’t ask for extras in legitimate massage parlors like the one in this video…

As you can see Emma is a professional therapist that offers only health massages.

To save you time and confusion, I’m going to list all types of erotic massages in Koh Samui, plus an alternative to a cheap massage directly in your room.

Let’s start with…


Body To Body Massage

If you want a body to body massage, visit the ex Kimono in Koh Samui now rebranded Pannarai.

The price starts at 1.200 baht with a therapist for 60 minutes of relaxation. The top package set you back 3.950 baht for 90 minutes with two girls.

Once you arrive the manager gives you a menu and the possibility to pick a therapist. The message consists of Nuru gel and body to body massage until the climax.

And to be clear, you don’t get a full service. But you can touch, suck, lick, finger but no sex.


Soapy Massage Parlor On Koh Samui

The only place that offers a soapy massage in Koh Samui is The Resort Entertainment. It’s located a few kilometers away from Chaweng, so you must have transportation.

This place is open 24/7, but you better visit after 5 pm if you want to find many girls. Prices start at 3.500 baht for one-hour full service and up to 5.500 baht for a top spinner.

The service is the same as you get in a soapy massage in Pattaya but at a higher price. The therapist will soap you, give a body to body massage on a mattress and have full sex at the end.


Koh Samui Happy Endings

There are plenty of massage shops that offer happy ending in Koh Samui. To name them all is impossible so I’m going for their locations:

  • Chaweng Beach – Look for Solo Bar along Beach Road, next there is a small street with several parlors. On the North, there is another street with many parlors, ask for Nida Massage.
  • Lamai – It’s a small village with several dirty massage parlors. Just walk around McDonald’s.

The standard price is 1.000 baht for massage and a happy ending. If you want full sex had an extra 500 baht.


Cheap Private Massage In Your Room

If you can’t bother to walk around to find an erotic massage, you can get a dirty massage directly in your room.

Not only it’s private and safe, but it cost way less than getting a massage with extras in a parlor. The reason you deal directly with the girls.

There is nothing more exciting to have private time with a horny lady in your room…

Koh Samui massage lady in my room

You can contact plenty of horny and willing girls on popular dating sites in Thailand. Just send a couple of messages asking the girls to visit your room for a friendly massage. About every 10 girls you contact, one will be willing to come over.

I found the girls freelancing on dating sites to be enthusiastic and eager to please more than girls in the massage parlors around Koh Samui. Probably because they hope you’ll call them again for a happy massage or something more.