Best Erotic Massages In Koh Samui
Koh Samui has a fair amount of massage parlors, and many offer happy endings. You just need to look for girls sitting outside the shop dressed in civilian clothes to know if they offer erotic massages.
And if that isn’t enough to convince you, when they shout boom boom or happy massage, it’s a reaffirmation of the extra service.
Make sure don’t ask for extras in legitimate massage parlors like the one in this video…
As you can see, Emma is a professional therapist who offers only health massages.
To save you time and confusion, I’m going to list all types of erotic massages in Koh Samui, plus an alternative to a cheap massage directly in your room.
Let’s start with…
Body To Body Massage
If you want a body-to-body massage that finishes with a blow job or sex, there are two options:
Pannarai (ex Kimono)
• Location: This place is off the beaten path, only 10 minutes away from the airport.
• Girls: There are only 3-4 girls to choose from in their 30s and 40s. Don’t expect beauties, but the service is fine.
• Service: They offer a Nuru massage (slippery body-to-body massage) for 2.500 baht including sex. They say it’s 1 hour massage, but usually you’ll be done in 40 minutes.
You’ll get showered and cleaned by the therapist. Then get a Lingam massage with some focus around your anus on the massage table.
After you move to an inflated mattress for a naked, slippery Nuru massage body to body. You’ll finish with some rimming and blow job. You can touch, suck, lick, and finger the therapist.
• Price: 2.500 baht for one hour Nuru Massage.
• Note: Nice rooms and gentle atmosphere in traditional Japanese style.
Princess Massage
• Location: Located in Soi Solo Bar in the Chaweng area.
• Service: They offer B2B massage with a hand job or blow job for 1300-1500 baht. Some massage ladies accept having sex for an extra 1000 baht. The prices aren’t fixed, so it comes down to your bargaining skills and the therapist’s need for money.
• Girls: Most girls are in their 30s and 40s but still in good shape. Occasionally, you can find a young therapist.
• Price: 1500 baht for a body-to-body massage with a happy ending. Add 1.000 Baht for full service.
Soapy Massage Parlor
The only place that offers a soapy massage in Koh Samui is The Resort Entertainment. It’s located a few kilometers away from Chaweng, so you must have transportation.
This place is open 24/7, but you better visit after 5 pm if you want to find many girls. Prices start at 3.500 baht for one-hour full service and up to 5.500 baht for a top spinner.
The service is the same as you get in a soapy massage in Pattaya but at a higher price. The therapist will soap you, give a body-to-body massage on a mattress, and have full sex at the end.
Koh Samui Happy Endings
Several massage shops offer happy endings in Koh Samui. To name them all is impossible, so I’m going for their locations:
• Chaweng Beach – Look for Solo Bar along Beach Road. Next there is a small street with several parlors. On the North, there is another street with many parlors, ask for Nida Massage. In Suan Uthit Rd, you can get full service for 1.300 Bath.
• Yoi Soi 4 – 10 minutes from Chaweng main street. There are 3 erotic parlors all offering happy endings. The deal is the standard 300 Baht for an oil massage. The therapist offers a hand job at the end for 1.000 Baht. Just tell her you give that amount for a blow job instead. They always agree.
• Green Mango Street – This is a nightlife area, but there are also several massage shops offering all sorts of erotic services like blow jobs and fucking. Some ladies offer to do outcalls at the hotel.
• Soi Reggae – There are erotic parlors and girly bars in this street.
• Lamai – Head to the night market in Lamai after the small bridge over a drainage creek. Just 100 meters away, about 7 erotic massage parlors are offering happy endings.
I won’t recommend any shops because the massage ladies change frequently and it’s impossible to keep track of them. Also in front of McDonald’s, two parlors are offering happy endings.
Cheap Private Massage In Your Room
If you can’t bother to walk around to find an erotic massage, you can get a dirty massage directly in your room.
Not only it’s private and safe, but it costs way less than getting a massage with extras in a parlor. The reason you deal directly with the girls.
There is nothing more exciting than having private time with a horny lady in your room…
You can contact plenty of horny and willing girls on TF. Just send a couple of messages asking the girls to visit your room for a friendly massage. About every 10 girls you contact, one will be willing to come over.
I found the girls freelancing online to be enthusiastic and eager to please more than girls in the massage parlors around Koh Samui. Probably because they hope you’ll call them again for a happy massage or something more.
